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21 REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
1. After sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
2. You want to hit everyone...In the face...With a shovel.
3. You cry so much for random stupid reasons.
4. You crave random crap, that you don't even own.
5. When someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a Wii remote down there throats.
6. When you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
7. You fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
8. You feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
9. You want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
10. NO white pants that week.
11. Remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
12. Everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
13. When you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
14. Boys are 10x more annoying.
15. Those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
16. Chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
17. The cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
18. When you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
19. You don't care about anything BUT food.
20. You wish you weren't a girl.
21. When you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.


And that's why. Periods. Fucking. SUCK ASS.
  • Mood: Rant
  • Listening to: Nothing... It's quiet.
  • Reading: The Words On the Screen
  • Watching: The computer screen?
  • Playing: ... Nothing?
  • Eating: Sushi
  • Drinking: Water
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:iconcrownofroses117:
When you cough, move, or sneeze when you have cramps. And when you use heat for cramps, they just move. And when people have those stupid exercise methods and you're like, "I CAN'T MOVE"
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FrensisRed Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I actually said something like in the point 13. My teacher didn't want me to go to the bathroom so i said "well, do you want a red painted chair?"
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ResidentEvilHetalia Jan 28, 2014  Student General Artist
So I'm sitting here, playing Legend of Zelda Twilight princess, and i stand up to get more pizza and water, and BOOM, niagra falls all up in thus bitch.
Dressed up today for school, period starts, ruins mah checkered pants.....i love those pants
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:iconkendratheshinyeevee:
I think I speak for all women when I say that having my period is a living Hell!  Especially when you're trying to lose weight.  DX
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queenfirelily17 Sep 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Also the smell-I remember one time in 7th grade it was one of my heavy days, and I was feeling like the essence of shit...when this kid sitting across from me goes "eew, it smells like dead rat in here!" So I kinda just went along and pretended it was dead rat too even though I knew it was me. XD
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queenfirelily17 Sep 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
And those poor panties! :iconcryforeverplz:
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queenfirelily17 Sep 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG yus Niagra falls plus all of te other waterfalls in the world combined.
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Ilovetoreadbooks May 19, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Ugh. For me I never get sweets. If I do, people expect me to exercise RIGHT AFTER. I mean seriously? I'm fine with being big. Honestly. I could go take a walk for my health... BUT IT'S A BLOODY WATERFALL DOWN THERE. I'd rather not.
Being a bigger girl on your period sucks too. At least in y house.
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ChronyPony May 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm big too lol
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NoNeedToAsk May 14, 2013  Student Photographer
Standing up is horrible! It feels so weird, and ugh!!! In school it's terrible, I had my period one day and my teacher was a man, he was the only teacher I could see in the building and everyone was outside for a special event, I got my period by suprise than and there and didn't know til I went to the bathroom. Had to go ask the boy teacher if I could go get some pads or a tampon from the nurse in the middle school...And than one day a boy stuck a clean tampon in my friends locker -.-
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